March Third, 2009-The Musical

March Third, 2009-The Musical: Plot Synopsis-
Act I--
Emily is sleeping soundly in her room, dreaming of happiness and warmth, when suddenly she is rudely awakened by her alarm clock. She hits the snooze button three times, reluctantly rises from her warm bed, and puts on her fuzzy sweater. She commences to get ready, rush about like a mad woman looking for her eyeliner, search for her shoes, brush her teeth, eat a pear, etc. As she does this, she sings a frenzied song about being tired, cold, and angry at Tuesdays. A chorus of small children join her, and they execute meticulous choreography. She exits into the bitter cold to catch her bus.
Act II--
Emily, after a dull, iPod-less 45-minute long bus ride, where she sings a lament about being bored, goes to the BHSN library to socialize like any typical adolescent. The headlines on CNN greatly entertain her. The bell rings and she goes to first period History, where she gets into a heated argument with her teacher over Machiavellian philosophy, which morphs into an angry duet. Said teacher also proclaims that The Who suck. Emily leaves class in antagonistic mood. She goes to Theater where she directs the play "Ernie's Incredible Illucinations" and panics. As she panics the theater class behind her goes into a cheesily choreographed dance piece. Exit to Study Hall.
~Intermission~
Act III--
Study hall. Emily reads "Revolutionary Road" and tries not to sleep, as it is against the rules. Cue tragic violin music and depressed musical number. Exit to lunch, where she makes fun of Ethan and eats fruit. Returns to Study hall, where she writes a song for English class. Bell rings, Emily exits to English class where she gets Alec to move his butt so she can steal the seat next to Brian. She goes into a vegetative state while a montage of her wandering thoughts frolic along the stage. She is snapped alert when she almost falls off her chair. Her group for her English Project meets up, and they decide on their game plan for their project. Bell rings exit to Hallway.
Act IV--
Emily canoodles like a silly person for a good 15 minutes among a chorus of a cheesy love theme before practicing for Cabaret in the auditorium. She sings pretty and everyone applauds. She dances off into the sunset with happy people lolloping behind her in an intrivate dance number.

~fin~

can you tell how stinkin bored I am???