Once more, with feeling.

Alright, so that last attempt at "Le Random Topic" failed epically. So. Lemme try that again. Random topic: MONKEYS!
You can't get any more random that a monkey. Monkeys are amazing. In fact, I'm watching Curious George right now, and it's one random movie. My dad loves monkeys. My whole family is a big monkey house. We even have family jokes about monkeys, like "Monkey:The Musical" and "What does a Marmoset say"? among other things. I think it's appalling how they eat monkeys in some countries. Cats, I can handle. Dogs, sure. Goats...well, it's pushing it, but yeah. MONKEYS? Naw. You can't eat a monkey! They're...like babies. And you can't eat babies. Well, I guess you COULD, like that one guy in like the 1700s who wrote a satirical essay about it....anyways. So yeah, monkeys are cool. Apparently someone in my friend's neighborhood OWNS a monkey. man, how cool would that be? That would be the shiz.
Okay. I'm bored with monkeys. i practically live in a monkey house as it is. So. New topic?
Russian children's songs! Man, are they screwed up or what? There's this one i found that goes "Sleep, sleep sleep. Do not lay too close to the bed's side or a grey wolf will bite you."
Wow. THAT would be a nice thought to go to bed on... Though, I suppose it isn't much better than "don't let the bedbugs bite".
Ah, what am I saying, of COURSE it's worse. Bedbug....wolf. Wolf....bedbug. Hmmm. Take your pick. I choose the buggies.